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Question : Why did the chicken cross the road??
Answers :

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is
against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed access to the other side of the
road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
OSAMA BIN LADEN
If the chicken crossed the road, it is the will of Allah.
We will bomb anyone who tries to prevent it crossing the
road.
MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The West
think they can decide the way the chicken should cross.
Well, this means I can't retire yet.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough for us.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will
defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of MS eChicken 2003.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?