To Laugh At

Some of these jokes are very ‘bat’ but some might even say it is ‘scary’, lets check them out….

Q. What is mummies’ favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broomates
Q. What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
A. Fasten your sheet belt
Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get sheet-faced
Q. What did the corpse’s mom do when her son was bad?
A. Ground him
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer
Q. Why do skeleton drink milk?
A. To help their bones!
Q. What do skeletons say before eating?
A. Bone appetite
Q. How did the ghosts say good-bye to vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. What’s a monster favorite dessert?
A. I-Scream
Q. Which building that Dracula visit in New York?
A. Vampire State Building
Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It’s pain in the neck!
Q. What’s ghost favorite place on the web?
A. www.halloween.com !